Wednesday, March 16, 2005

List of Titles for the Kingdom of Idiots

The following titles are awarded to exceptional moonbats.
They are listed by rank:
Emperor / Empress
King /Queen
Prince / Princess
Grand Duke / Grand Duchess
Archduke / Archduchess
Duke / Duchess
Marquis / Marchioness
Earl (Count)/ Countess
Viscount / Viscountess
Baron / Baroness
Lord / Lady
Sir / Ma'am - Knight
The following titles are automatically rewarded
Subject - anyone (moonbats) who calls themselves a communist, socialist, anti-war. moveon.org and Democratic Underground types
Serf - anyone who calls themselves a progressive
Peasant - anyone who calls themselves a liberal

Here are modifiers that can be applied to the titles.
in-exile - someone who is awarded at title but is willing to consider another point of view and is not a full moonbat or who currently takes a position I agree with.
honoree - someone who is awarded a title for pretending to be a moonbat.

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